MOVIES — ALTERNATE REALITIES
BY RACHEL HYLAND
Written by: Nicolas Refn Winding
Directed by: Nicolas Refn Winding
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Kristin Scott Thomas, Tom Burke
US Release Date: Friday, July 19, 2013
In Short: Ugh.
Recommended: DIE FIRST!!!!
CRYSTAL: I know it’s hard for you, emotionally. You’ve lost your brother. But don’t worry. I’ll take care of the [RACIST ADJECTIVE][RACIST EXPLETIVE] who killed my son, if it’s too much for you. Now get up and kiss your mother.
According to this laborious, irksome and all around horrid film, Thailand is good for only three things: mixed martial arts, drugs and hookers. ...
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